Definitions by joecoolthefool
Machine gun farts
Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly
Machine gun farts by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016
blackout booty call
The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity
It's 2:00 pm in the afternoon and the light are out, no tv and I'm incredibly bored. Deb, you wanna Netflix and chill? Ah, no power Steve, no tv?! So, skip the Netflix-let's just chill?! I feel like a blackout booty call.
blackout booty call by joecoolthefool May 4, 2016
barracuda blowjob
Oral sex where the person cuts or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. oral sex, blowjob, head, sex, oral pleasure
Some girl I hooked up with last night at the frat party gave me a barracuda blowjob. I had to go to the drug store and get some Neosporin ointment.
barracuda blowjob by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016
Harbaugh harassment
The relentless pursuit of a talented person you want to play for your team, work for your company or work for you directly. You doggedly hound the person and are willing to do whatever it takes to prove your interest in them. Jim Harbaugh, coach, college football, recruiting, recruiting trail, driven, fanatic, passionate, hungry, Michigan, Wolverines, Michigan Wolverines, crazy, fan, NCAA football, NCAA, Big Ten, Big 10, Big Ten Football, Big 10 Football
I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.
Harbaugh harassment by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016
pregame procrastination
The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview
Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.
Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.
Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.
pregame procrastination by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016
mary jane munchies
The hunger and food cravings that develop after smoking marijuana. munchies, snacks, marijuana, Mary Jane, the chronic, doobie, blunt, bong, food, hunger, eat, party, college
We have got to go to the store. The party last night was a success, but everyone was smoking weed and were overtaken by the Mary Jane munchies. The frig is bare, dude!
mary jane munchies by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016
territorial appropriation
Foreigners come to a country, purchase or steal land and then develop it as their own while forcing out native inhabitants or using them as cheap labor. cultural appropriation, aborigines, native americans, America, stealing,steal, redistribute, conquer, manifest destiny, claim
Jamaica is a beautiful land, but the super rich have come in here and used territorial appropriation to take over the entire island.
territorial appropriation by joecoolthefool April 23, 2016