joecoolthefool's definitions

booger bandana

A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag

I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2016

plutocratic skunkworks

The treacherous efforts of the 1% to grow their wealth and power through secretive, unethical and immoral laws created by corporate lobbyists, groups of super rich individuals and corrupt politicians. super rich, 1%, corporations, elite, multinationals, multinational corporations, lobbyist, politicians, tech companies, Wall Street, the Bilderbergs, Committee on Foreign Relations, billionaires, millionaires, plutocrat

I think the one-percent use plutocratic skunkworks to manipulate the federal government and the stock market for their own benefit.

by joecoolthefool August 13, 2016

Mexican rimjob

Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor

The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2016

luxurist

A person who loves all things luxury-designer clothes, luxury cars and an expensive lifestyle. Most people want this life, but can't afford it, so all they can do is dream. luxury, expensive, designer, bespoke, elite, 1%, Wall Street, rich, super rich

I like to consider myself a luxurist, a person who demands only the best.

by joecoolthefool August 6, 2016

Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

Trump chumps

The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning

I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016

Hacking and whacking

A way to get through life by taking on obstacles and difficulties head-on and not giving up even in the face of repeated failures. A synonym for keep grinding. life, keep grinding, grinding, determination, challenge, grit, sticktoitiveness, persevere, never give up, banging

How are you doing working six days a week. Man, I'm hacking and whacking, just trying to make it.

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016