Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
by joecoolthefool August 30, 2015
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a big answer

When some makes ‘a big ask’ of you and you deliver in a major way. a big ask, big ask, big answer, deliver, get r done, get it done, taking care of business, handle your business, doing work, helping
When I asked you to take care of my kids for a year while I went to rehab was a big ask. You took care of them and started a college fund for them. You delivered a big answer. Thanks!
by joecoolthefool June 05, 2019
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Side shade

The dirty side glance that you give someone when they have said or done something to offend you and you want them to know you are displeased. shade, throwing shade, acting shady, dismissive, disrespectful, hater, disapprove, dirty look, nasty glance
I knew I had gone too far when Chuck, the coolest dude I know, threw serious side shade at me when I told him the name of the candidate that I supported.
by joecoolthefool November 01, 2016
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You bet not never

A double-negative phrase used to intimidate someone who says something offensive or physically threatens you. talking tough, acting tough, frontin', fronting, bullying, bullied, threaten, intimidate, step correct, hurt, challenge, verbal beatdown
Man, you bet not never try to fight me! I'll throw you a beating you ain't never seen, bro!
by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016
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culture pirate

Someone who copies the fashion, hairstyles, music, language or unique ethnic elements from another group in order to make money. Also cultural piracy. It differs from cultural appropriation because it is done specifically to make money not just to look cool. cultural appropriation, cultural vulture, black culture, fashion, hip hop, rap music, Hollywood, thief, pirate, piracy, steal, cultural piracy
My friend Jake is a total culture pirate, he takes the latest fashion from hip hop and brags about how he came up with the idea.
by joecoolthefool June 09, 2017
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injhurt

An athlete who is somewhere between being hurt and being injured. If you are hurt, you can get some pain meds, rest and/or physical therapy, but you can still play. An injured athlete requires a doctor’s care and can’t play anymore. injury, injured, hurt, athlete, player, sports, athletics, NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympics, football, basketball, NCAA, soccer, MLB, baseball, team, doctor, orthopedic surgeon
You aren't injured! Coach my leg feels weak, it hurts to walk. You’re injhurt, I think you can play the last quarter.
by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017
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barracuda blowjob

Oral sex where the person cuts or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. oral sex, blowjob, head, sex, oral pleasure
Some girl I hooked up with last night at the frat party gave me a barracuda blowjob. I had to go to the drug store and get some Neosporin ointment.
by joecoolthefool January 21, 2016
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