joecoolthefool's definitions

cistrans silliness

The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT

I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.

by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016

Shenaniguns

Pranks, joking around or horseplay with firearms. It is usually completely innocent, but occassionally results in tragic accidents. gun, guns, firearm, rifle, handgun, assault weapon, semi-automatic rifle, semi-automatic, full automatic, NRA, trigger rich, mag stacking, gunplay

My idiot cousin was spinning his .45 in his hand and it went off and shot me in the butt. Good old fashion shenaniguns.

by joecoolthefool September 19, 2016

Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2016

natureboy knucklehead

A free-spirited, nature-obsessed guy who often looks like Tarzan and loves hiking in the wilderness and observing wild animals. This type of guy eventually goes missing and his body is eventually found after having been ravaged by a wild animal he encountered in the woods. Tarzan, nature boy, National Geographic, wild animal, eaten alive, wolf, bear, Rick Flair, off the grid, wilderness, forest, Charles Darwin, Darwin Awards, Mick Dodge, Man vs Wild, Naked and Afraid

I can't believe some natureboy knucklehead went out into the Alaskan wilderness and got eaten by a polar bear. He earned his Darwin Award!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2016

terrorcation

A vacation during which there is a terrorist incident. You may be directly involved in the incident or simply in the same city where it occurs. Either way, you feel unsettled and cannot wait to go home. terrorism, terrorist, vacation, al qaeda, ISIS, SWAT team, bomb, explosion, militia, middle east, united nations, UN,terror junkie, terrorazzi

After the incident in France, I wanto go back to the states and feel safe again. You had your first terrorcation, bro.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016

Bernie babies

Generations Y and Z are ready to wage war against a rigged economy and the Establishment media, the Establishment government and corporations and then return power to the people. They are Progressive and willing to stand up to the Democratic and Republican parties to get real change. Bernie Sanders, Bernie, Progressive, liberal, Democrat, outsider, freedom, change, two party system, the Establishment, rigged economy, the 1%, income inequality, trade imbalance, trade deficit, Wall Street, millionaires and billionaires, mass incarceration

I was so excited to see the future of America at the rally. There were a ton of Bernie babies and they were so excited about the upcoming elections.

by joecoolthefool May 22, 2016

dance candy

The mood-altering drugs people take at parties to unwind and chill or to lose control.

I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015