Definitions by joecoolthefool
puppy speak
The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend
I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!
puppy speak by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016
Hulu and heavy petting
Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out
I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.
Hulu and heavy petting by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016
octave rocking
The attempt by singers to sing higher, lower and then higher again on a single note for dramatic effect in a song especially for the national anthem. Most singers try and fail miserably, but occassionally a few people pull it off. singing, sing, singer, octaves, music, national anthem, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, patriotic, America, USA, United States, Whitney Houston, the World Series, Super Bowl
Whoever just tried to sing the national anthem, should stop the octave rocking because you are not Whitney Houston. Just stop!
octave rocking by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016
Travolta charm
The sincere attempt to be charming with a woman that leads to an awkward and embarrassing encounter. John Travolta, Scarlett Johansson, Idina Menzel, celebrity, movie star, Tinseltown, Hollywood
I liked the way you went over to that girl and to talk to that lady and accidently sneezed in her face. You've got that Travolta charm oozing out of you.
Travolta charm by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016
Post-breakup hotness
The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
Post-breakup hotness by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016
Flex karma
The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback
I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!
Flex karma by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016
hippiechic swag
Millennials who come from wealthy families, but dress like bums, wear braids or dreadlocks and live in ways that would make you think they are poor. On closer inspection, the clothes they wear are designer goods made to look old, they get their hair done at expensive salons and live in high-end neighborhoods.
They seem to wander through their 20s and 30s without a care, but that's because they are rich and don't have to work. bohemian, rich kids, rich, millennials, spoiled, hippies, hipsters, the 1%, swag, designer clothes, fashion, Polo, Louis Vuitton, Chanel
They seem to wander through their 20s and 30s without a care, but that's because they are rich and don't have to work. bohemian, rich kids, rich, millennials, spoiled, hippies, hipsters, the 1%, swag, designer clothes, fashion, Polo, Louis Vuitton, Chanel
I get so tired of these super rich millennials parading around in their hippiechic swag protesting the 1% when mom and dad are the 1%.
hippiechic swag by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016