Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

rebuffering

The circular icon from an internet site attempting to download on your computer or smartphone repeats continuously. It is frustrating to see the swirling circle slow down, as if the download is complete, only to start all over again. Also, rebuffer, rebuffered. buffering, download, upload, connection speed, wifi, dial up, computers, smartphone, Google, Microsoft, Apple, smartphone, iphone, slow speed

I am so sick of my computer, it is five years old and simply doesn't work anymore. Every time I try to download videos, I don't just get buffering, I get mega rebuffering and that dang circular icon is on the screen forever.

by joecoolthefool September 08, 2016

weight lazy

A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging

I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2017

run with the bag

When you’re always chasing that money. You will do anything and everything to make that money, sacrifice friendships, family, ethical and moral judgment or even break the law. get the bag, the bag, money, rich, wealthy, baller, millionaire, billionaire, super rich, 1%, one percent, ultra high net worth, elite, all about that paper, Benjamins, coin

I gotta run with the bag on this one. I want to be a millionaire by the time I’m forty.

by joecoolthefool August 22, 2019

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

overhelp

Verb: Trying to assist someone to the point that the person feels that you are interfering in their life. Also overhelping and overhelped.
Noun: overhelper
help, helping, helper, assist, help out, friend, buddy, pal, assistant, interfere, take over, ruin, mess up, screw up

I tried to bake some of the food for my mother, but I burned most of it by accident. You tried to overhelp, but it was the thought that counts.

by joecoolthefool September 05, 2016

workout wipedown

Spraying gym equipment with antibacterial spray and wiping it down after using it. The break also gives a person an excuse to catch their breath. gym equipment, gym, nautilus, workout, exercise, pumping iron, fitness, lose weight, fat, thin, weight loss, sweat

I love taking time for a workout wipedown, so I can catch my breath.

by joecoolthefool June 04, 2019