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A phrase you tell someone when you don’t want them to do stupid things that will mess up your life. stupid, dumb, idiot, crazy, warning, moron
This is dynamite John and just keep your stupid on a leash, so you don’t blow us both to kingdom come.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2019
Get the keep your stupid on a leash mug.When you’re always chasing that money. You will do anything and everything to make that money, sacrifice friendships, family, ethical and moral judgment or even break the law. get the bag, the bag, money, rich, wealthy, baller, millionaire, billionaire, super rich, 1%, one percent, ultra high net worth, elite, all about that paper, Benjamins, coin
by joecoolthefool August 22, 2019
Get the run with the bag mug.The loss of all of your money invested in a cryptocurrency that is shut down by the creator or financial regulators. You feel burned from losing your money and/or you were actually burned by the people who took your money. cryptocurrency, crypto, money, bitcoin, ethereum, litcoin, coinbase, bankrupt, cryptocrash, cryptoporn, cryptology, money
I should have cashed out When my crypto was it $15,000 because it has now crashed and is only worth $2000. I feel like an idiot I didn’t get out in time. Tom, you’re feeling the cryptoburn.
by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018
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My cryptocurrency drives me nuts, it crashes twice a week. I can’t take it anymore. It’s just a cryptocrash John, think about the long haul. I know Dave, I know!
by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018
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Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
Get the mistletoe mambo mug.Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
Get the fart collectors mug.An awkward way of consuming a beverage, as if you don’t know if the drink will be too hot, too cold or taste bad. See also a Marco Rubio gulp. President Trump, Trumpestuous, Trumpnado, Trump feast, Trump chump, The Apprentice, make America great again, The Orange King, Trump bump, Trumpspeak, Republican, Marco Rubio, water, beverage, drink, sip, taste, bottled water
I was so nervous during the presentation, I was drinking water somewhere between a Marco Rubio gulp and a Trump sip.
by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017
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