Uberbrawling

Physical fights that breakout between the uber driver and the passenger. carpool punching, backseat beatdowns, driving drama, Uber, Uber driver, fight, punch, brawl, hit

Did you see the fight on the news last night. The Uber driver and the passenger were going at it while the car was going down the highway. They were Uberbrawling. I can't believe there wasn't a car accident.

by joecoolthefool January 08, 2016

frieditis

The overwhelming desire to have fried food. fried food, itis, I got the itis, fried chicken, grease, Crisco, lard

Last night, I got frieditis and went out for some chicken and waffles.

by joecoolthefool June 04, 2016

hellesbian

An angry, frustrated lesbian who is always upset with men for anything, straight women who aren't sympathetic with her lifestyle or other lesbians who aren't interested in creating drama. She is constantly complaining, always annoyed with someone or forever unhappy about something. lesbian, lipstick lesbian, femme, butch lesbian, dyke, lesbos, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, lgbt, queer

This woman was ranting about her girlfriend and how she was cheating on her with a guy. She had 8 vodkas and was fuming about her girlfriend, men and the plight of lesbians everywhere. I know, she was a total hellesbian.

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

booger bandana

A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag

I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2016

butthurt and bewildered

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry

I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.

by joecoolthefool September 07, 2016

tweetnado

You send out a series of controversial tweets that anger, frustrate and offend so many people that the damage done resembles a tornado. tweetstorm, Twitter, likes, retweet, social media, follow, unfollow, quote tweet, block, President Trump, Trumpspeak, Trumpnesia, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumper, Trump media, Sharknado

Trump must have been restless last night, he has been tweeting non-stop since 3am. Trump's tweetnado has shocked DC and the establishment media, they have been freaking out all morning.

by joecoolthefool August 07, 2017

Trump stump

Noun: A political speech supporting Donald Trump.
Verb: Trump stumping-To travel around the country and give political speeches supporting Donald Trump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trump speak, Trumped up, I'm going to do so much winning, Trump army, Trump rally, politics, political rally

I drove to Columbus, Ohio where Governor Pence gave a great Trump stump. I've gotten into politics so much, I'm going to support the The Donald by traveling around the country to do some Trump stumping.

by joecoolthefool September 05, 2016