joe bob's definitions

Googlifex

Act of putting someone into Google Search engine

I googlifex your mom.

by Joe Bob September 14, 2003

powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

by joe bob May 13, 2005

Ditech.com

the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.

Lost another loan to ditech!

by Joe Bob June 7, 2004

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

Proteasome

Dont use this bs anymore and go over to www.wikipedia.com

www.wikipedia.com
www.wikipediasucksballz.com

by Joe Bob March 26, 2005

pibcak

The EvilN way of saying "PEBKAC".

"I add on $5 PIBCAK tax."

by Joe Bob October 30, 2004

dirty face

One who has participated in oral sex or films of pornographic nature.

The opposite of clean face.

1. 'Dude! She did the entire football team! She's got a really dirty face!'

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004