joe blow's definitions

Dick Cheney

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.

Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.

by Joe Blow February 2, 2005

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.

I love to see moist joyce

by joe blow November 11, 2004

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

by joe blow May 13, 2005