joe's definitions

connor tapp

see "lee tapp"

he's more or less the same

that douche is such a connor tapp.

by joe February 13, 2005

Marker

To completley own someone in every way possible. To destroy their soul and entire meaning of existence, to utterly dominate them in a way that was previously thought impossible because of how bad they suck.

1. I fucking showed that dick wad the marker!

2. Dude, that kid markered your ass!

by Joe June 17, 2005

southbourne

proper noun, shit hole in west sussex. Full of pikeys.

"James lives in Saaafbourne'

by Joe February 14, 2005

trinity collegiate school

When people hear the name Trinity Collegiate School, many things come to mind. Children of doctors, drugs, alcoholics, 15 year olds who drive mercedes, bmw's, and land rovers. Not only that, these kids are beyond spoiled. They never wear the same thing twice. To them, paying 150 bucks for a pair of jeans named after the number 7 is a "great deal!" Daddy can do this and daddy can do that, its ridiculous.

Ellen: Dad, my cashmere lacoste shirt is wrinkled!
Dad: It's ok, i ordered you 10 more today.
Ellen: 10? That's it? god, you don't love me do you?
Dad: Oh no baby i do, here, what else can i get you?

by Joe May 13, 2005

brosia

a hairy firearms noob

That big gorilla is almost as hairy as brosia.

by Joe February 15, 2005

grundle

to rub something on one's nifkin, nuts and/or penis

If you don't shut up, I'm gonna grundle your face.

by Joe February 16, 2005

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005