Starwhore

A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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b'aire

Billionaire abbreviated, a cute billionaire, a young billionaire,
There go the b'aire twins, both their parents are multi-billionaires, and they want everyone to know it.
by jocklondon April 06, 2024
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Tr'aire

A person with assets established being over 1-Trillion dollars. A person who has attained the level of wealth over a trillion USDollars.
That man is single, bi-sexual and a tr'aire.
by jocklondon April 07, 2024
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sommelierge

Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.
My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".
by jocklondon December 15, 2020
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Masturater

A person who posts fake 5-star online reviews about themselves.
Razo is such a masturater, posting reviews about herself in the third person.
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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Fivester

A self promoting narcissist who gives themselves 5-star reviews on Google, or Yelp by name.
Tony Marie Rosso, The fivester made a Google review about herself saying what a great job Tony the manager is at platform urban Apartments,
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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albatrocity

The merging of words albatross and atrocity. A never ending omen or curse, or a historical account of an event, that sticks to the party or group, tribe, clan, country or government, or particular administration, prime minister, President, chancellor, or dictator, who has committed, endorsed, ordered, and or carried out an atrocity on its own people, or its own subjects who speak out against, or resists it’s rule, and as a response, commits those acts within its own designation of authority or jurisdiction.
Israel’s war crimes against all Palestinians has caused world perceptional shift towards albatrocity, which challenges long-held doctrine that Jews are Gods chosen people, and therefore one is questioning validity of the Bible, or worse, the validity of the God.
by jocklondon May 04, 2024
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