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Fivester

A self promoting narcissist who gives themselves 5-star reviews on Google, or Yelp by name.
Tony Marie Rosso, The fivester made a Google review about herself saying what a great job Tony the manager is at platform urban Apartments,
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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Sadomasocast

A person who goes online anonymously and post negative or derogatory things about themselves on posts and reviews Using Anonymous accounts, gain sympathy, or in the reverse to express self-hate
Only a sadomasocast cast would say such horrible things about themselves. There must be something wrong with them or. They are so needy
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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Tr'aire

A person with assets established being over 1-Trillion dollars. A person who has attained the level of wealth over a trillion USDollars.
That man is single, bi-sexual and a tr'aire.
by jocklondon April 7, 2024
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luxurionaire

A person with with assets too large to count, and can buy any luxury item up for sale. They are surrounded by possessions crafted in the shapes of money such as currency, coins, gold bars, money bags, safes, precious gems and stones, and even crude oil.

Richie Rich is a luxurionaire, Charles Foster Kane, Scrooge McDuck, Mr. Burns, Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, Daddy Warbucks, Jay Gatsby, Thurston Howell, Artemis Fowl, Mr. Monopoly, and Jed Clampett; ;fictional characters that have so much money that it cant be counted in millions, billions or trillions. They are part of the luxurionaires club.

pronounced: luhg · zhr · ee · ɔn · er
The room was filled with millionaires, and billionaires, but only one luxurionaire, Bruce Wayne.

Luxuionaires do not pay for trips that go into outer space, those seats are given to them.
by jocklondon November 18, 2021
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facsimitate

An imposter, imitating someone or something art or creativity. an imitated copy, a duplication not made by the original or from the original, a match that doesnt.

Too good to be believed, a copy so good, its an obvious fake. duplicate, Its not the real thing, the style of the thing, and not the substance of it. As close as a person can get to the original, yet lacks the quality that make is the true original. High definition tv, so clear, that what you're watching isn't believable. a copy that is unsettling, and no impressive.
Mariah Carey tries to facsimitate her younger self, carrying that note so high and so long, that she seems to have just lost it.
by jocklondon March 28, 2021
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fistbooked

An innocent person arrested after police beat them, to cover up the beating.

Police departments fall in line behind the cop that goes to far.
He was booked for being combative, which is code for fistbooked. Being combative isn’t a crime
by jocklondon January 22, 2021
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manpainted

Human, handmade, art , woman or man created using their hands. Not a copy, or printed, or created artificially, by A.I., an algorithm, filter, or computer generated or computer assisted.
It isn't art unless it was manpainted.
by jocklondon February 5, 2023
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