joao bufamarillo's definitions

gully

1. A large knife, shiv, or toad sticker.

2. To cut someone with a gully knife.

An old term from previous centuries.

If you don't let me pass, I'm going to gully you.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

bull dyke

A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.

While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?

by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005

thunder mug

A large, china mug with a fitting lid that fits under a bed. It is for night-time use when a person does not want to walk downstairs and outside to the kybo.

Mrs. Galloway did not want to go out into the snowstorm, so she used her thunder mug.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

schnozz

A nose. A beezer. A schnozzle.

Get a load of the schnozzle on that Heimie!

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005