4 definition by jizz monster

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a person who likes to wank alot
ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!
by jizz monster March 27, 2008

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to rape some one analy
agh u got owned so hard it was practically anal rapage!!!
by jizz monster March 28, 2008

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A large, un-coordinated person who attempts to practice the art of Karate and in turn fails miserable becoming the brunt of the joke at the dojo.
Guy 1 : This guy is too unfit for martial arts, he can't even do the warm up without falling.

Guy 2: What a Shindos.
by Jizz Monster April 15, 2013

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easy but much cooler
i did your mum eeeeesle
by jizz monster March 29, 2008

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