jizz monster's definitions

anal rapage

to rape some one analy

agh u got owned so hard it was practically anal rapage!!!

by jizz monster March 29, 2008

jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

eeeeesle

easy but much cooler

i did your mum eeeeesle

by jizz monster March 29, 2008

Shindos

A large, un-coordinated person who attempts to practice the art of Karate and in turn fails miserable becoming the brunt of the joke at the dojo.

Guy 1 : This guy is too unfit for martial arts, he can't even do the warm up without falling.

Guy 2: What a Shindos.

by Jizz Monster April 15, 2013