Claire

She’ll seem pretty nice but in reality is a complete bitch and a shitty friend. She’ll use you for what she needs and when she’s done. She’ll never talk to you again

Guy 1: why won’t she talk to me anymore man?
Guy 2: what did you expect? It’s a claire

by jimper May 19, 2018

Jimp

To 'jizz in one's pants'.
Derived from the Lonely Island song 'Jizz In My Pants'.

Used when
a) you actually jimp
b) when you see a very attractive female (known as a jimper or jimpable)
c) when you eat the ends of a Kit-Kat Chunky

by jimper May 29, 2010