Definitions by jimothy patrickson
Gulpenstein
Gulpenstein was born in 1726 Anno Domini. He perfected the art of gulping and won a nobel prize in Gulpology for his work, harnessing the power of gulps across the globe to live for 500 years. He passed away 200 years ago in the early 23rd century.
Minion: baba dee bo yabba do ba.
Minion 2: gulp
Gulpenstein: hey
Minion 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,37: GULP
Minion 2: gulp
Gulpenstein: hey
Minion 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,37: GULP
Gulpenstein by jimothy patrickson September 5, 2026
Incredibicitus
An incrediblinius spell used by Burgertest to enact demises on worthy foes. The art of this spell has tragically been lost since.
Incredibicitus by jimothy patrickson September 5, 2026
Shruggenstein
Shruggenstein is the owner of Shruggenstein’s Castle, which sits on the island of … idk, i kinda forgot. He became extremely powerful by doing absolutely nothing outside of his island, and in the War of the Rats rented his castle’s dungeons to the Demisians when the prison in Theradruin became full and also the Evilians for no reason. After the Demisians found this out, they attacked his castle and there were heavy damages on both sides, including Mr. Beast being released.
This was the most interesting thing that ever happened in Shruggenstein’s realm, because absolutely nothing happened after the castle got repaired.
This was the most interesting thing that ever happened in Shruggenstein’s realm, because absolutely nothing happened after the castle got repaired.
Shruggenstein by jimothy patrickson February 22, 2026
purpelium
A word that describes a very ponderous purplish colour that seems to speak if you listen, that cannot otherwise be described in any language originated from Proto-Indo-European. It is named after the crystal it was made from, however all Purpelium paint today has been recreated with extreme precision in laboratories.
This, and many other factors has led to purpelium being associated with immense luxury and royalty throughout history.
This, and many other factors has led to purpelium being associated with immense luxury and royalty throughout history.
I painted my walls a deep shade of Purpelium. It’s trying to tell me something, but in a language I don’t understand
purpelium by jimothy patrickson February 22, 2026
the end is nigh
An exclamation used when the End of something is nigh. it was commonly used before the end of Burgertest, even months beforehand when the signs of its end did not exist. Often paired with urging the listener to depart with haste.
the end is nigh by jimothy patrickson February 15, 2026
incrediblinium
a word thats used to describe the surprisingly non-toxic ore Incrediblinium, which is malleable and universal like plastic, but as strong as tungsten, and a powerful energy source like uranium (however Burgertest preferred using blood, at least in their early days).
Incrediblinium is found in large liquid deposits in the mantle of Earth. it is easily identifiable from its appearance alone, like if a drop of the sun was placed in a gold bar during its making; except Incrediblinium would not have to be made, as its natural form appears the same as a bar of Incrediblinium — the only difference is that, as mentioned before, natural deposits are not solid, and only liquid Incrediblinium
Incrediblinium is found in large liquid deposits in the mantle of Earth. it is easily identifiable from its appearance alone, like if a drop of the sun was placed in a gold bar during its making; except Incrediblinium would not have to be made, as its natural form appears the same as a bar of Incrediblinium — the only difference is that, as mentioned before, natural deposits are not solid, and only liquid Incrediblinium
Disposable 96024: woah what is that crazy thing youre holding
Disposable 96023: it’s an Incrediblinium. i found it when lurking in the removed
Disposable 96023: it’s an Incrediblinium. i found it when lurking in the removed
incrediblinium by jimothy patrickson February 15, 2026
ponderous
a word to describe something that really makes you Ponder, like a magic fellow pondering in their crystal orb; pondering about the machinations that caused their crystal orb to manifest to them in specific, or the plots and schemes of that dark lord all the way in Theradruin, or perhaps something as mundane as what to consume for dinner!
rumpliniumhebbleflops78: have you ever realised that breakfast is called breakfast, because if you were fasting, then your fast would be broken with the first meal of the day, which we now call breakfast?
bigbridgebuilding96024: that’s pretty ponderous rumpliniumhebbleflops78, but you still need to
bigbridgebuilding96024: that’s pretty ponderous rumpliniumhebbleflops78, but you still need to
ponderous by jimothy patrickson February 15, 2026