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Wow, I feel sho heightleaded I cand even shtand up shtraight, led alone try ta walk a shtraight line!
by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009
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by jimmiedavurdmeister December 9, 2008
Get the cullards mug.Stupidacity is as stupidacity does! May that dude rest in peace for running a stop sign in front of that semi truck that pushed him broadside into the train running alongside him.
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Get the stupidacity mug.Before I could handle my accumulation of dingleberries in a timely manner, I unexpectedly found it necessary to add a bunch of sharts in with them, so now I've got a major accumulation of dingleberry sauce!
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Mmmmm, how about another serving of that spaghili, please! Oops, never mind, I think I'm about to shart!
by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009
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a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.
a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.
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