Redneck New Yorker

Rural New Yorkers from any point in the state west of the Adirondacks and Catskills ("Midwest" NY residents, as opposed to NYC residents, Long Island residents, Westchester County residents, and Upstaters)).

Generally referred to by urban New Yorkers as "upstaters", and by southerners as "yankees". Neither of these groups actually has a clue as to who or what ANYBODY is, if they live over 150 miles away from themselves, since they have never been, nor will they ever even attempt to go that far from their own familiar territory because it would be too much like getting out of their comfort zones.
Urban discussion:
"Hey, looka dat Redneck New Yorker fum da Finger Lakes."
"Finger Lakes, what dey be?"
"Dey be upstate summeres, I guess."
"Oh, by da Poconos?"
"Yeah, probly."

Southern rural discussion:
"Hey Zeke, looka that yankee redneck!"
"Yep, 'at phony's fum Noo Yawk, wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y nawtha da Mason Dixon Lann an' calls hisseff a redneck!"
"Haow c'n he do dat, livin' in a skasscrapper an' all, lak he does?"
"Hee, hee, hee, y'know, he tole me he lives on a FORM, wit caows an' hosses an' evvythang?"
"Hee hee, Ah ain' nevva heard 'bout yankee formers!"
by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009
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blak sambo

a replacement for the now dead and buried n-word.
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tattooed old ladies

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!
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phlakkegm

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.
"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"
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phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.
Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.
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Heyyetchet?

A question asked when trying to ascertain whether a person has consumed any food recently. The inquiree may or may not be named Chester.
Heyyetchet? Wanna hit Mickey D's?
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picnit

The act of finely combing little bugs out of one's hair during a cootie hunt.
Harold got sent home from school yesterday for a picnit.
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