Tight cheeks

To be overcome by nerves and perform poorly.

It’s game 7 of the NBA Finals and there is guaranteed to be tight cheeks abound.

by jim jeffcoat August 20, 2021

the fold

When your penis remains flaccid leading up to sexual intercourse, your last 'hail mary' is to fold your penis is half in an attempt to jam it in; hoping the mere friction will stimulate blood flow.

I was all out of options with Karen last night, so I tried the fold...

by jim jeffcoat October 17, 2019

Bofs

Big ol’ floppies. Mammaries that are large and a bit saggy due to age.

Sometimes, it’s a bofs kinda night.

by jim jeffcoat October 15, 2021