jiM's definitions

karac

A person with a large penis.

I heard that Jim is a karac.

by Jim September 8, 2003

Krang

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.

im getting a krang from all this snow.

by jim February 2, 2005

sixties joe

Some sixties boy that reeks of BO.

"Sixties Joe reeks of BO!"

by Jim March 15, 2004

goosoi

sykotic team drinker

fausted in heineken

by jim February 7, 2004

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 7, 2004

calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005