jiM's definitions

rogue

v. to steal. white trash slang.

"I'm glad to see you boys have money. But if ye've beena roguein' I'ma havta turn agin ye"

by jim June 24, 2003

potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

by Jim April 10, 2004

Lavos

"Ayla's word, La mean big, vos mean fire." Lavos came to earth in the year 65,000,000,000 BC. He does not become a true threat until the year 1999 however. He is Magus's archnemesis and the final boss of Chrono Trigger.

Lavos...
Ayla: Ayla no give up, Alya win or die
Magus: Come on out, now...

by Jim June 9, 2004

penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.

Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!

by Jim September 29, 2003

lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

by Jim December 9, 2004

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

corona

mexican piss !

without a lime, this corona tastes like mexican piss

by jim May 13, 2005