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Sqwee

The combination of squits diarrhea and wee ie clearish water shooting out of one's anus as a result of a stomach bug/intestinal disorder

Sorry I can't come out tonight I have a bad case of sqwee

by jharris and ceemo March 3, 2010

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Fucksome

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time

"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"

by jharris and ceemo May 23, 2013

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A more precise alternative to writing the word 'lol'

Or if witnessed in the flesh: A short, polite, delicately cheeky sounding laugh, completed with finger-tips covering over mouth, befitting the laugh of a geisha-girl. Sounding like hihihi

Q: Why did the baker have brown hands?
A: Because he kneaded a poo

response *GEISHAGIGGLE*

by jharris and ceemo August 29, 2012

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GAKE

GAKE: A Gay man who obsesses, talks about and enjoys Cake

GAY-TEAU: Slighty better heeled Gay man who obsesses about Gateau

GAY-STRY: Like the above but for pastry

Gay man "I spent all of Saturday afternoon baking cupcakes. Do you think that makes me a Gake?"

by jharris and ceemo November 22, 2010

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