10 definitions by jewc

howahowa

an extremely weird greeting spoken by many groups such as the Hawaiians and the howahowans. This sacred word is used only on the most special of occasions.

a fruit that some relate to the mango
is pinkish orageish with a sweet taste
can be combined with just about anything to make a tasty little morsel
yummm

-"howahowa!"
-"what are you, Hawaiian?"

-"yes! i got a howahowa in my happy meal!" :D
-"wtf man, why didnt i get one?" :/

by jewc August 26, 2008

eatums

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

by jewc May 21, 2008

bitchmonger

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.

"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"

by jewc May 28, 2008