jewc's definitions

howahowa

an extremely weird greeting spoken by many groups such as the Hawaiians and the howahowans. This sacred word is used only on the most special of occasions.

a fruit that some relate to the mango
is pinkish orageish with a sweet taste
can be combined with just about anything to make a tasty little morsel
yummm

-"howahowa!"
-"what are you, Hawaiian?"

-"yes! i got a howahowa in my happy meal!" :D
-"wtf man, why didnt i get one?" :/

by JewC October 17, 2008

bitchmonger

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.

"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"

by JewC May 28, 2008

oompa

typically the small orange skinned, green haired fellows that devote their lives to floating on the chocolate river or picking gumdrops off of the gumdrop trees
but
if particularly band-nerdy, it means the part in a song (usually march) in which the tubas take the down-beat and the horns take the up-beat, thus creating an OOMPA SOUND
(and as a result, the ham song is born)

"oompa loompa doompadee do, i've got another story for you."
"don't touch the chocolate river!!!"

band director- "cmon horns,i need that oompa effect!!!!"

by JewC May 21, 2008