jewc's definitions

eatums

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

by JewC May 21, 2008

oompa

typically the small orange skinned, green haired fellows that devote their lives to floating on the chocolate river or picking gumdrops off of the gumdrop trees
but
if particularly band-nerdy, it means the part in a song (usually march) in which the tubas take the down-beat and the horns take the up-beat, thus creating an OOMPA SOUND
(and as a result, the ham song is born)

"oompa loompa doompadee do, i've got another story for you."
"don't touch the chocolate river!!!"

band director- "cmon horns,i need that oompa effect!!!!"

by JewC May 21, 2008

bitchmonger

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.

"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"

by JewC May 28, 2008