salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 06, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

Gumby

One whom owns a TS Server, and has a skill level above all others.

Gumby from the OTF.

by Jesus July 28, 2003

krefdagshe

Someone who in inept at being as cool as velocd.

Hah, kinto'un is such a krefdagshe.

by Jesus February 05, 2004

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 09, 2004

antiestablishmentdisintarianism

a word that the above definer did NOT spell right

it's antidisestablishmentarianism there might be two t's "...menttarian".... dickhead

by Jesus March 03, 2005