jesus's definitions

RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

by Jesus September 23, 2003

fox news

the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evil

fox news needs to die

by jesus September 14, 2004

conversation

The act of verbal communication between two or more humans/monkeys.

Joe: What are you doing fagon?
Mitch: I'm doing your mum

by Jesus April 10, 2004

hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.

If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.

by Jesus March 9, 2004

Forum Nazi

See cocksucker.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta

Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.

by Jesus March 7, 2003

8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality

I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.

by Jesus July 9, 2004