jesUs's definitions

ass-hat

Sandeep Akella

Yo that kids so stupid, he's a Sandeep Akella

by Jesus May 19, 2004

Black_Raven

Age 15 as of October 14 2003 he has been spotted on AIM disguised as EpitaphPunk117 he is sotted often on irc on chatspike he is quite funny but extremley dangerouse however he cant spell but is handsome

<Black_Raven> theres a good chance i will be seeing boobs friday
*cab86 bows

by Jesus December 12, 2003

Kettou

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.

(See also Vian)

I pray to the Alimighty Kettou

by jesus March 5, 2004

cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 3, 2004

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

Vian

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.



(see also Kettou)

I pray to the Glorious Vian

by jesus March 5, 2004