A sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who "queafs" (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.
hey brian, stop *queafing* on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.
* ( queafing meaning farting)
is a very funny word to say when someone says almost anything !!!
person 1: i did not get the basket ball all thw way to the rim it was not long enough
person 2: it's not long enough "thats what she said"