by Jeff July 23, 2003
by Jeff December 10, 2002
by jeff November 13, 2003
by Jeff May 26, 2004
Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb
by Jeff March 27, 2005
rower- one who rows. a.k.a., one who competes in the sport of crew. More often than not, rowers do not fit into a pre-defined social category, but, in stead, prefer each other's company and don't put too much effort into outward appearance. Exceptions to this rule occur when rowing when the ugliest clothes available are always in fashion. Ever rower knows, however, that the ultimate fashion statement is embodied in an article of National Team Gear, which only the best rowers in the country can earn. Concentrations of rowers can be found, yet are not limited to New England, Philadelphia, Detroit, and the Pacific Coast. Rowers are usually really good guys.
2003 Princeton Heavyweight Freshman were a group of really good rowers. Four of them have been on a national team.
by Jeff July 26, 2004
N. Having computers operate at 10^17 operations per second, or teh speed of teh human brain. Acoording to Moore's law, this will be reached in 2025.
by Jeff November 10, 2004