Definitions by jeez
shamirka
The name Shamirka means goofy. Mostly known for beautiful young ladies. They are most likely likable and attractive.
face-vacuum
A couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (Often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)
"I'm so sick of Lila and Joseph; they're such a face-vacuum that all I hear when I talk to them is slurping."
face-vacuum by Jeez April 28, 2012
Fox News
My three year old sat on a balloon. I saw on Fox that there had been a huge gas explosion in our area. People died.