A Disgrace to all mankind.
My three year old sat on a balloon. I saw on Fox that there had been a huge gas explosion in our area. People died.
December 26, 2003
A couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (Often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)
"I'm so sick of Lila and Joseph; they're such a face-vacuum that all I hear when I talk to them is slurping."
February 21, 2012