Definitions by jedediah smith

Jedediah Smith 

v. : When you just do something freaking awesome.

Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Bro, I freaking Jedediah Smithed the crap out of some pancakes

Jedediah Smith by Jedediah Smith October 2, 2012

orgonomics 

The science of sexual position design for the purpose of minimizing fatigue and discomfort

If Sally had learned about orgonomics before she tried the wheelbarrow, Bert might have been able to plow her all night long

orgonomics by jedediah smith February 28, 2009