Definitions by jed bob

redneck riviera 

A general term indicating a waterfront region that is distinguished by a wealth of natural and scenic beauty, where the residents are primarily products of the working class (working poor). Often a former resort area that has fallen on hard times.

Skeeter hain't been the same since last summer on the redneck riviera when Jim Bob ran over his head with a jet-ski.

redneck riviera by jed bob June 27, 2007

crystal methodist 

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

crystal methodist by jed bob June 27, 2007