broken

To be VERY drunk
To be VERY high
To perform a Jackass style stunt and get injured.
'Man, I got so broken last night!'
'That just broke me!'
by JC August 30, 2003
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slunt

Pretty much every fuckhead who listens to modern music or who watches TV, or who sells this shit to others.
by JC February 17, 2004
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Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.
'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.
by JC October 07, 2004
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baiting

An excuse a troll uses upon posting an idiotic thread or reply to a messageboard. Usually said after said troll is flamed and shown of ones idiocy.
OMGzors I wasn't serious LOLz0rs!!!111 I was just baiting you and you fell for it!!
by JC October 22, 2004
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floogem

to run a dumb bitch over with your scooter
damn man, he floogemed that old lady
by jc May 13, 2005
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Pennsylvania

Dude?! I went to Pennsylvania and found Intercourse on the map . . . then I got wasted in the bar and found it again. Thank God I cut my cock off with a rusty knife after I sobered up enoguh to realize I had just fucked a hill person.
by JC February 17, 2004
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Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.
Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.
by JC October 15, 2006
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