jay's definitions

crap ass

to say something sucks

"that's crap ass!"

by Jay April 18, 2003

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

boyeah

used to express success.

can be used towards someone to show superiority after a success.*this definition is only acceptable if the person speaking, points.

i got an A, boyeah!

*points finger* did you see that play? boyeah!

by jay July 24, 2004

n-bomb

a word that means the same as a black man with a gold chain around his neck "nigga" and "nigger"

Johnny just dropped the n-bomb on

by Jay September 14, 2004

person

any animal who has 46 chromosomes, and is built on our human genome.

"Screwing anyone who isn't human is beastiality."

by Jay September 5, 2003

cottagecheese water

a females body oder during her menstration cycle

dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag

by Jay November 27, 2003