javier's definitions

vacuum blowjob

A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and scrapes by the teeth.

Janey sucked me so hard and scraped the hell outta my penis. She gave me a Vacuum Blowjob

by Javier January 12, 2005

la leche

translated, means "milk." Is used as a synonym for semen.

Dame la leche papi.. si, siii, ay siiiiiiii!!!!

by Javier January 12, 2005

Javeman

Toonzone member known for being the first Chilean person to join the forums. He is known for being faithful to the forums and defends it from trolls and spammers. Likes watching cartoons, playing videogames, and writing fanfiction.

"Preach on, Javeman, preach on."

"That's the best thing I've heard in years. Javeman, you get a point."

by Javier April 23, 2004

lupe

a wannabe eminem guy from mexico. he thinks he is the next Roger Federer. he cheers the worlds worst soccer team, Cruz Azul.

"mai neim i guat? my neim is ju?" lupe said

by javier March 29, 2005

lakers

The lakers were a basketball dynasty for three straight years who then got selfish and began to have problems with one another.

The lakers got upseted last year By the detroit pistons

by Javier May 13, 2005

Riding the tricycle

A term for having a three way with one man, and two women. This term is from the popular television show "How I Met Your Mother".

Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.

Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.

by Javier July 11, 2014

Val

Val- a person who is not from the beach or coastal area, ..a surfer from the valley; Valley boy

Dude, go home val. GO home vals!!

by JAvier October 23, 2004