Definitions by jason da shiz k-man

mock rape 

secretly thrusting behind one's back while waving RIGHT hand above other's shoulder. catching a mock rape is as good as sucsuessfully mock raping.

i mock raped jeremy, and did not even spring a woody.

mock rape by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003

jizz muffin 

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

jizz muffin by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003