mock rape

secretly thrusting behind one's back while waving RIGHT hand above other's shoulder. catching a mock rape is as good as sucsuessfully mock raping.

i mock raped jeremy, and did not even spring a woody.

by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003

jizz muffin

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003