jason's definitions

jonic

Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate

Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!

by Jason September 30, 2004

oxes

1.) plural noun, meaning a collection of large cow-like pack animals.
2.) noun, meaning an awesome indie band. they use very odd beats, and excellent guitar work, and put on a hell of a live show.

1.) we rode our oxes to the show
2.) we saw the oxes at the show


oxes suck coxes
-the oxes.

by jason October 2, 2004

Thique

Cool, awesome, enjoyable

Generally used by Ricardo and Jason to be cool!

That movie was sooooo thique.
I am thiquer than you

by Jason October 4, 2004

snizzly

Cool, clean, and good looking

Damn man you looking snizzly

by Jason October 4, 2004

gizzed

When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.

I finished and gizzed her in the face.

by jason October 5, 2004

dancsok

A dude who has a ba-dunka-dunk butt but is very self-conscious about it.

That good ole' Rick, he sure as hell was a dancsok!

by JASON October 9, 2004

khavaran

A mother joneser who is friends with sobczaks and dancsoks, but tries not to be converted to their kingdom

That dude is sweet even though he is a khavaran

by JASON October 9, 2004