Definitions by jared l. ohlinger

Dilbert Gibbs 

A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...

Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...

Dilbert Gibbs by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009

Progressieve 

The correct spelling for the term "progressive" when used to define the movement from a Constitutional Government into a Socialist Hell Hole...

Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...

The Progressieve Movement in the United States began in the early 1900's but it wasn't until the turn of the 21st Century they gained enough of a foot hold through rigged elections and illegal immigration to steal enough votes to turn a once proud, industrious nation into a fascist hellhole...

Progressieve by Jared L. Ohlinger June 30, 2009

Obamanite 

Pinhead that believes their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...

How many Obamanites does it take to screw in a light bulb... none... they'll sit on their fat lazy asses and wait for someone else to do it for them...


I suppose the Obamanites are succeeding in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...

Obamanite by Jared L. Ohlinger March 2, 2009

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) 

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

Obamanites 

Group of pinheads that believe their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...

The Obamanites showed up in full force at the caucuses to attempt to coerce... manipulate... and intimidate their candidate to a Presidential nomination...

I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...

Obamanites by Jared L. Ohlinger June 15, 2008

Obamanites 

Group of pinheads that believe their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...

The Obamanites showed up in full force at the caucuses to attempt to coerce... manipulate... and intimidate their candidate to a Presidential nomination...

I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...

Obamanites by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008

McCrackhead 

Supporters of John McCain that defy logic and common sense by continuing to line up behind him like sheep...

With all we know about John McCain... those McCrackheads are certainly oblivious to little things like reality...

McCrackhead by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008