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Welfwear

The attire worn in public by those who not only lack the motivation to get a job but are also too lazy to even get dressed in the morning before leaving their house...

It is also known as "Welfare Wear"... and is what is commonly referred to as "pajamas" when worn to bed...
I had to stop at Walmart today to pick up a couple cases of bullets and was throughly disgusted by all the trash wearing the new line of "welfwear"...
by Jared L. Ohlinger November 25, 2009
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Deniers

"Deniers" are the people that refuse to accept the reality that no matter how many times you tell the lies about Barack's birth certificate it will never become the truth...
I was watching "The View" the other day and that group of Yentas was sitting there arguing with Donald Trump about Barry Soetoro's birthplace and not a single one of them used a shred of verifiable proof to bolster their case... I'm so sick of these Deniers... if you can't prove "your truth"... it will never be anything but a lie...
by Jared L. Ohlinger May 11, 2011
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Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
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Progressieve

The correct spelling for the term "progressive" when used to define the movement from a Constitutional Government into a Socialist Hell Hole...

Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...
The Progressieve Movement in the United States began in the early 1900's but it wasn't until the turn of the 21st Century they gained enough of a foot hold through rigged elections and illegal immigration to steal enough votes to turn a once proud, industrious nation into a fascist hellhole...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 30, 2009
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McCrackhead

Supporters of John McCain that defy logic and common sense by continuing to line up behind him like sheep...
With all we know about John McCain... those McCrackheads are certainly oblivious to little things like reality...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008
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W.A.L.D.O.

W.A.L.D.O. is an acronym for the White American Legal Defense Organization...

W.A.L.D.O. does not currently exist nor has it ever. It is an "organization" that is meant to bring to light the hypocrisy of a nation that states it wants "equal rights for everyone"... yet divides people into separate groups when it comes time for them to get likewise treatment in a judicial setting...
There is a Latino, Black, Mexican, Asian, Jewish, Gay American Legal Defense Fund... can someone please tell me... Where's W.A.L.D.O...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 14, 2009
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Obamanites

Group of pinheads that believe their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
The Obamanites showed up in full force at the caucuses to attempt to coerce... manipulate... and intimidate their candidate to a Presidential nomination...

I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008
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