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Lame Duck McCain

Used to describe John McCain's likely one term candidacy for President... a reference to Chuck Norris movie "Lone Wolf McQuade"...
You can only wonder what kind of hell will come from a single term of Lame Duck McCain...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 10, 2008
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Soetoro

The true identity of the most evil cocksucker ever to inhabit the face of the earth... someone that will make all of the mistakes of the 20th century look like ant piss...
When Codename "Barack Hussein Obama II" (the purported "savior") was found out to be nothing more than a narcissistic little prick with abandonment issues named Barry Soetoro it was checkmate for The Revolution thereby thwarting the century old Progressieve Movement from achieving their end game of a Communist America...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009
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AmeriCorp

The new name applied to "America" since it's hostile take over by "Big Business"...
AmeriCorp has no problem whatsoever oppressing it's slaves (formerly known as citizens) as long as it remains ridiculously profitable...

How can anyone compete with AmeriCorp's sweat shops and child labor... they make China look like human rights Heaven...
by Jared L. Ohlinger May 4, 2008
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W.I.T.H.

W.I.T.H. is an acronym for "White In The Hood"...
Yeah... did you hear about Larry... he went to the project to score a bag of weed... but got chased out by the cops before he could find anything for being W.I.T.H.
by Jared L. Ohlinger September 1, 2009
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Progressieve

The correct spelling for the term "progressive" when used to define the movement from a Constitutional Government into a Socialist Hell Hole...

Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...
The Progressieve Movement in the United States began in the early 1900's but it wasn't until the turn of the 21st Century they gained enough of a foot hold through rigged elections and illegal immigration to steal enough votes to turn a once proud, industrious nation into a fascist hellhole...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 30, 2009
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Obamanites

Group of pinheads that believe their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
The Obamanites showed up in full force at the caucuses to attempt to coerce... manipulate... and intimidate their candidate to a Presidential nomination...

I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008
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Dilbert Gibbs

A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...
Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009
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