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Deniers

"Deniers" are the people that refuse to accept the reality that no matter how many times you tell the lies about Barack's birth certificate it will never become the truth...
I was watching "The View" the other day and that group of Yentas was sitting there arguing with Donald Trump about Barry Soetoro's birthplace and not a single one of them used a shred of verifiable proof to bolster their case... I'm so sick of these Deniers... if you can't prove "your truth"... it will never be anything but a lie...
by Jared L. Ohlinger May 11, 2011
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McCrackhead

Supporters of John McCain that defy logic and common sense by continuing to line up behind him like sheep...
With all we know about John McCain... those McCrackheads are certainly oblivious to little things like reality...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008
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Obamanite

Pinhead that believes their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
How many Obamanites does it take to screw in a light bulb... none... they'll sit on their fat lazy asses and wait for someone else to do it for them...


I suppose the Obamanites are succeeding in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 2, 2009
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TeaShirt

The type of shirts worn by "TeaBagging" TeaParty Members...
Did you see the sweet TeaShirts the Libertarians have up on their website... I can't wait to until mine gets here so I can put it on and get my picture taken while I'm TeaBagging a progressieve bastard...
by Jared L. Ohlinger December 29, 2009
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Dilbert Gibbs

A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...
Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009
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Political Paparazzi

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008
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AmeriCorp

The new name applied to "America" since it's hostile take over by "Big Business"...
AmeriCorp has no problem whatsoever oppressing it's slaves (formerly known as citizens) as long as it remains ridiculously profitable...

How can anyone compete with AmeriCorp's sweat shops and child labor... they make China look like human rights Heaven...
by Jared L. Ohlinger May 4, 2008
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