jared l. ohlinger's definitions

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

Deniers

"Deniers" are the people that refuse to accept the reality that no matter how many times you tell the lies about Barack's birth certificate it will never become the truth...

I was watching "The View" the other day and that group of Yentas was sitting there arguing with Donald Trump about Barry Soetoro's birthplace and not a single one of them used a shred of verifiable proof to bolster their case... I'm so sick of these Deniers... if you can't prove "your truth"... it will never be anything but a lie...

by Jared L. Ohlinger May 11, 2011

Lame Duck McCain

Used to describe John McCain's likely one term candidacy for President... a reference to Chuck Norris movie "Lone Wolf McQuade"...

You can only wonder what kind of hell will come from a single term of Lame Duck McCain...

by Jared L. Ohlinger March 10, 2008

Political Paparazzi

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...

The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008

AmeriCorp

The new name applied to "America" since it's hostile take over by "Big Business"...

AmeriCorp has no problem whatsoever oppressing it's slaves (formerly known as citizens) as long as it remains ridiculously profitable...

How can anyone compete with AmeriCorp's sweat shops and child labor... they make China look like human rights Heaven...

by Jared L. Ohlinger May 4, 2008

W.I.T.H.

W.I.T.H. is an acronym for "White In The Hood"...

Yeah... did you hear about Larry... he went to the project to score a bag of weed... but got chased out by the cops before he could find anything for being W.I.T.H.

by Jared L. Ohlinger September 1, 2009

TeaShirt

The type of shirts worn by "TeaBagging" TeaParty Members...

Did you see the sweet TeaShirts the Libertarians have up on their website... I can't wait to until mine gets here so I can put it on and get my picture taken while I'm TeaBagging a progressieve bastard...

by Jared L. Ohlinger December 29, 2009