Soetoro

The true identity of the most evil cocksucker ever to inhabit the face of the earth... someone that will make all of the mistakes of the 20th century look like ant piss...
When Codename "Barack Hussein Obama II" (the purported "savior") was found out to be nothing more than a narcissistic little prick with abandonment issues named Barry Soetoro it was checkmate for The Revolution thereby thwarting the century old Progressieve Movement from achieving their end game of a Communist America...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 01, 2009
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AmeriCorp

The new name applied to "America" since it's hostile take over by "Big Business"...
AmeriCorp has no problem whatsoever oppressing it's slaves (formerly known as citizens) as long as it remains ridiculously profitable...

How can anyone compete with AmeriCorp's sweat shops and child labor... they make China look like human rights Heaven...
by Jared L. Ohlinger May 04, 2008
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Progressieve

The correct spelling for the term "progressive" when used to define the movement from a Constitutional Government into a Socialist Hell Hole...

Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...
The Progressieve Movement in the United States began in the early 1900's but it wasn't until the turn of the 21st Century they gained enough of a foot hold through rigged elections and illegal immigration to steal enough votes to turn a once proud, industrious nation into a fascist hellhole...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 01, 2009
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Dilbert Gibbs

A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...
Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 02, 2009
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Welfwear

The attire worn in public by those who not only lack the motivation to get a job but are also too lazy to even get dressed in the morning before leaving their house...

It is also known as "Welfare Wear"... and is what is commonly referred to as "pajamas" when worn to bed...
I had to stop at Walmart today to pick up a couple cases of bullets and was throughly disgusted by all the trash wearing the new line of "welfwear"...
by Jared L. Ohlinger November 25, 2009
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McCrackhead

Supporters of John McCain that defy logic and common sense by continuing to line up behind him like sheep...
With all we know about John McCain... those McCrackheads are certainly oblivious to little things like reality...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 15, 2008
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Political Paparazzi

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...
by Jared L. Ohlinger April 01, 2008
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