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Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
Get the Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) mug.W.A.L.D.O. is an acronym for the White American Legal Defense Organization...
W.A.L.D.O. does not currently exist nor has it ever. It is an "organization" that is meant to bring to light the hypocrisy of a nation that states it wants "equal rights for everyone"... yet divides people into separate groups when it comes time for them to get likewise treatment in a judicial setting...
W.A.L.D.O. does not currently exist nor has it ever. It is an "organization" that is meant to bring to light the hypocrisy of a nation that states it wants "equal rights for everyone"... yet divides people into separate groups when it comes time for them to get likewise treatment in a judicial setting...
There is a Latino, Black, Mexican, Asian, Jewish, Gay American Legal Defense Fund... can someone please tell me... Where's W.A.L.D.O...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 14, 2009
Get the W.A.L.D.O. mug.AmeriCorp has no problem whatsoever oppressing it's slaves (formerly known as citizens) as long as it remains ridiculously profitable...
How can anyone compete with AmeriCorp's sweat shops and child labor... they make China look like human rights Heaven...
How can anyone compete with AmeriCorp's sweat shops and child labor... they make China look like human rights Heaven...
by Jared L. Ohlinger May 4, 2008
Get the AmeriCorp mug.Yeah... did you hear about Larry... he went to the project to score a bag of weed... but got chased out by the cops before he could find anything for being W.I.T.H.
by Jared L. Ohlinger September 1, 2009
Get the W.I.T.H. mug.The true identity of the most evil cocksucker ever to inhabit the face of the earth... someone that will make all of the mistakes of the 20th century look like ant piss...
When Codename "Barack Hussein Obama II" (the purported "savior") was found out to be nothing more than a narcissistic little prick with abandonment issues named Barry Soetoro it was checkmate for The Revolution thereby thwarting the century old Progressieve Movement from achieving their end game of a Communist America...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009
Get the Soetoro mug.Did you see the sweet TeaShirts the Libertarians have up on their website... I can't wait to until mine gets here so I can put it on and get my picture taken while I'm TeaBagging a progressieve bastard...
by Jared L. Ohlinger December 29, 2009
Get the TeaShirt mug.Pinhead that believes their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
How many Obamanites does it take to screw in a light bulb... none... they'll sit on their fat lazy asses and wait for someone else to do it for them...
I suppose the Obamanites are succeeding in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
I suppose the Obamanites are succeeding in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 2, 2009
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