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The correct spelling for the term "progressive" when used to define the movement from a Constitutional Government into a Socialist Hell Hole...
Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...
Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...
The Progressieve Movement in the United States began in the early 1900's but it wasn't until the turn of the 21st Century they gained enough of a foot hold through rigged elections and illegal immigration to steal enough votes to turn a once proud, industrious nation into a fascist hellhole...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 30, 2009
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A "fascistache" is the type of pencil thin mustache worn by dictators and tyrants...
A "fascistache" is the type of pencil thin mustache worn by dictators and tyrants...
Did you see Barry sporting his fascistache at the United Nations, he's not even trying to hide the fact that he's obsessed with becoming a tyrannical dictator anymore.
by Jared L. Ohlinger September 25, 2009
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Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
Get the Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) mug."Deniers" are the people that refuse to accept the reality that no matter how many times you tell the lies about Barack's birth certificate it will never become the truth...
I was watching "The View" the other day and that group of Yentas was sitting there arguing with Donald Trump about Barry Soetoro's birthplace and not a single one of them used a shred of verifiable proof to bolster their case... I'm so sick of these Deniers... if you can't prove "your truth"... it will never be anything but a lie...
by Jared L. Ohlinger May 11, 2011
Get the Deniers mug.Did you see the sweet TeaShirts the Libertarians have up on their website... I can't wait to until mine gets here so I can put it on and get my picture taken while I'm TeaBagging a progressieve bastard...
by Jared L. Ohlinger December 29, 2009
Get the TeaShirt mug.A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...
Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009
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by Jared L. Ohlinger March 10, 2008
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