Spaten

Amazing German beer, from Munich

Hey bartender, give me a Spaten

by DrinkyDrink October 24, 2008

spaten optimator

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.

John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"

by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

spaten scale

A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.

drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.

drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.

totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!

drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.

drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.

by janitorforfree April 11, 2008

potato-spaten in your izzie's

When a man (or woman) gets left-over particles from a partner's yeast infection in their pubic hair.

Guy 1: Did you hear? I had intercourse with Beatrice, I'm as big of a boss as Rick Ross.

Guy 2: Nah that skank is dirty. You probably have some potato-spaten in your izzie's now.

by Nino Grieco May 25, 2009