mouses ear

Unusually small and tight cunt.
Me nobs red raw, I shagged this bird last night and she had a fanny like a mouses ear.
by Jamie April 13, 2003
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japoseur

A person who thinks that they're fluent in Japanese when they only know four words.
"UR A BAKA" "SUGOI!! *^-^*" or "KAWAII!!! KEKEKEKE"
by Jamie March 28, 2004
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Knob End

What a knob end Bush is...
by Jamie September 12, 2002
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Stroker

He's a right Stroker
by Jamie September 12, 2002
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poopoker

doing a lad up da ass
by jamie March 19, 2003
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cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'
by Jamie December 02, 2003
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