12 definitions by jamfsob
Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter
Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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a gorgeous looking female that you desperately would love to give a good seeing to despite the fact that she is blatantly 14
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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