Definitions by jamfsob
Up the Gary
to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
Up the Gary by jamfsob August 12, 2003
gammy axe wound
vagina while menstruating
The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking
gammy axe wound by jamfsob August 12, 2003
corno
a person who looks really attractive from a distance so you are blatantly ogling them with your tongue hanging out so that they notice you at the same time as they get close enough to realise that they are actually butt ugly
gaffa tape and paper bag job
a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
scary spice
gaffa tape and paper bag job by jamfsob August 6, 2003