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Definitions by james potters hot husband

scripulous 

devious and sly/cunning, but to a MUCH greater depth
they were a scripulous scammer!

umptoonious 

an incredible, extremely large, infinity-defying amount of anything
he loved him an umptoonious amount

shawn mendes 

quite literally the worlds most fucking disgusting man ever seen, looks like a literal toad and sounds like a mouse. is also very fucking ugly looks like a pile of shit
"oh em gheee, is that shawn mendes?"
"i swear to fucking hell I'll rip his eyes out."