umptoonious

an incredible, extremely large, infinity-defying amount of anything

he loved him an umptoonious amount

by james potters hot husband June 26, 2023

scripulous

devious and sly/cunning, but to a MUCH greater depth

they were a scripulous scammer!

by james potters hot husband July 16, 2023

shawn mendes

quite literally the worlds most fucking disgusting man ever seen, looks like a literal toad and sounds like a mouse. is also very fucking ugly looks like a pile of shit

"oh em gheee, is that shawn mendes?"
"i swear to fucking hell I'll rip his eyes out."

by james potters hot husband January 03, 2022