james potters hot husband's definitions

scripulous

devious and sly/cunning, but to a MUCH greater depth

they were a scripulous scammer!

by james potters hot husband July 16, 2023

umptoonious

an incredible, extremely large, infinity-defying amount of anything

he loved him an umptoonious amount

by james potters hot husband June 26, 2023

shawn mendes

quite literally the worlds most fucking disgusting man ever seen, looks like a literal toad and sounds like a mouse. is also very fucking ugly looks like a pile of shit

"oh em gheee, is that shawn mendes?"
"i swear to fucking hell I'll rip his eyes out."

by james potters hot husband January 3, 2022