Definitions by jake gouta

Alabama phone book 

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.

Alabama phone book by jake gouta May 1, 2015

Georgia two ton 

when a fat chick makes you get on all fours and shits on your back and She then proceeds to tenderize it with her belly fat, smacking against it repeatedly.

damn Andrew's girlfriend gave him a Georgia two ton last night! he didn't look so good this morning.

Georgia two ton by jake gouta April 22, 2015