Definitions by jadio u no

ham shandy 

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

ham shandy by jadio u no August 14, 2003

multiple orgasm 

A Hollywood piece of mind-fucking to make men feel inadequate.

I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.

multiple orgasm by jadio u no August 14, 2003

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

labia by jadio u no August 14, 2003

piles 

An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.

I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.

piles by jadio u no August 14, 2003