jack mehoff's definitions

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

cunt nugget

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

alleycat

a dark pussy on a white girl or just a girl with light skin.

Eww dont band stacey she has an alleycat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

Badonkadonk

a big ol' ass
see also: Ghetto Booty

damn..honey got that badonkadonk

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004