jack mehoff's definitions

alleycat

a dark pussy on a white girl or just a girl with light skin.

Eww dont band stacey she has an alleycat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

cunt nugget

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

boozums

a females boobs

Becky has extremely large boozums.

by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003

Badonkadonk

a big ol' ass
see also: Ghetto Booty

damn..honey got that badonkadonk

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004