Bush

a fucktard who doesnt know shit, a shitty leader and a disgrace to the human race

wtf bush is a dumbass

by justin January 22, 2006

mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

by Justin March 08, 2005

Bangalific

sexy hot momma

damn, that milf is bangalific

by justin July 01, 2003

The point

When a guy points at a girl and she uncontrollably must go home and sleep with him. Home can be substituted for the toilet etc. The point is a dangerous weapon and should not be used in vein. You can't escape the point ladies! Sorry!

I broke out the point on this girl last night and it was all over for her. See also "breifcase point."

by Justin August 17, 2003

catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 04, 2004

brutal

Having brutality.

Hey Suzy Shortcakes, I listened to Severed from www.severedband.com. They sure are brutal.

by Justin July 13, 2003