jOhn's definitions

khan

An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

That sales meeting was totally khan.

by john February 23, 2004

dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004

Shinyo

Synonym: (noun) bitch, (verb) pms, (verb) power trip

noun:
One who gains pleasure in killing/glining people on irc because he has no real control in his own life. Also defined as one who cannot understand the concept of a "joke"

verb:
to bitch, complain, or act as though one is on ones period

Awww shit, Shinyo banned me again because i said "stfu and stop harrassing me"

damn... my girlfriend is Shinyo'ing again :-\ better stay away from that shit for a while

by john December 5, 2003

scap

short for scappy; the perfect combination of skanky and nappy.

Man, your girl is a scap.

by john January 19, 2004

funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

by John March 31, 2005

Grintok

A certain Mage on the Lightnings Blade server that is a serious Yakass

U are such a Grintok

by John April 19, 2005

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004