the sauce

A crazy awsome funky band that some kids from George School started. They lay down some of the the funkiest jams you should check em out.
Chris is the man, when it comes to layin down the funk man, i used to play with that fucker man
by jake January 01, 2005
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Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.
"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.
by Jake October 26, 2004
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Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.
Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.
by jake August 06, 2004
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Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".
Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic
by Jake February 02, 2005
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cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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Enya

Sister of Maire Brennan (the lady you hear singing the theme song for Last of the Mohicans) who is from Ireland.
The future Empress of the world should be Enya.
by Jake May 06, 2004
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social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
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