Definitions by jAkE

loin gravy 

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

loin gravy by Jake September 8, 2004

Waiter's Crack 

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

Waiter's Crack by Jake September 8, 2004

wmi

one of the camp place. The place to be

WMI! is the place to be!

wmi by Jake September 2, 2004

Hot Dog Smoothie 

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

Hot Dog Smoothie by jake August 20, 2004

nekromonger 

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

nekromonger by jake August 19, 2004

nekrolishous

an ugly gurl that could look pretty if she wanted to.....and you would do her if you got the chance

that nekromonger looks nekrolishous

nekrolishous by jake August 19, 2004

ludacridiculous 

to do something outrageous that is really funny

free style walking is ludacridiculous

ludacridiculous by jake August 19, 2004