by jake May 13, 2005
by Jake November 06, 2004
Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.
Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.
by Jake January 20, 2004
A term given to rather annoying males who insist on telling you about every problem in their lifes in the mistaken belief that you actually care.
Also given to someone who uses "WTF?" and "OMG!" for totally inapropriate things.
Also given to someone who uses "WTF?" and "OMG!" for totally inapropriate things.
Me: I like to play pool.
Miniben: OMG WTF?
Me: what?
Miniben: I have a friend who plays pool as well!
Miniben: OMG WTF?
Me: what?
Miniben: I have a friend who plays pool as well!
by Jake April 24, 2005
something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing
by Jake April 26, 2004
vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
by Jake March 06, 2004
by jAkE February 09, 2005