Slo-Getter

A person who is not exactly a "Go-Getter" but intends to get things done in a timely matter.

You see Paul, it's not that I'm not motivated, because I definitely am motivated. I choose to do this sometime in the future instead of right this second. I'm what you call a Slo-Getter.

by itsthompzilla March 28, 2009

Lubrican't

Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes.

Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008