itsmenotjames's definitions

Nitrogen Bomb

Where you fill someone's asshole with Liquid Nitrogen and tape it shut until it soaks into their rectum. Then you wrap your dick in breath strips and fuck them until they obtain frostbite throughout their intestines and your dick falls off.

My girl was pissing me off so I made her do the nitrogen bomb with me.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Moroccan Chicken Broth

When you cook a bunch of foreskin, vaginal fluids, semen, and poop and turn it into broth.

I just made a Moroccan Chicken Broth Last Night Because I was bored.

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

The Turder

The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.

At the party, we each had the Turder

by itsmenotjames April 12, 2024

Nigerian Salad Bowl

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Gongingashite

Slang which stems from the German "verdammte sheiße" (damned shit). It has a similar meaning to "damn it".

Gongingashite, I forgot my wallet on the bus.

by itsmenotjames February 21, 2024