Stal

a music disc in Minecraft. it is arguably the BEST music disc in minecraft, even better than Pigstep. may bring the strongest guys to tears due to the noSTALgia inside.
Steve: /give @s record_stal
System: Gave Stal x1 to Steve
Steve: *puts it in the jukebox*
Stal starts playing
*recorder part starts playing*
Steve: *visible tears from nostalgia*
by imagine_begging August 10, 2023
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scary

when you’re a German soldier in 1942 and you sneeze, and then the snow says “bless you
God: so, young nazi, how did you die?
Soldier: I can’t remember, I sneezed, the snow said “bless you”, and i died, it was so scary
God: rip
by imagine_begging January 07, 2023
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Shroud

Ex-CS:GO player that now streams mainly PUBG Battlegrounds and Apex Legends, he is a literal human aimbot that destroys everyone in his path.
Kill Feed:

Shroud killed among_us10011 by headshot with M16A4 - 6 alive
Shroud knocked out LordOfWar by headshot with M24
Shroud knocked out Grimmmz by headshot with M16A4

Shroud knocked out aLuzNo by headshot with

M16A4
Shroud finally killed Grimmmz - 5 alive
Shroud killed n0oN3c4rEz by headshot with M24 - 4 alive
Shroud finally killed aLuzNo - 3 alive
Shroud finally killed LordOfWar - 2 alive
You: *still alive* heheh im alive…
Your mind: im in danger
by imagine_begging November 26, 2022
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imagine

Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.
“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working”
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ
by imagine_begging January 06, 2023
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by imagine_begging September 04, 2023
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L

when you lose anything, esp. currency (real or virtual).
My friend: *drops $10 into sewer*
NOOOO I LOST MY LUNCH MONEY!
Me: too bad. L
by imagine_begging June 16, 2023
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didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.
bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!
by imagine_begging June 15, 2023
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