illogical philosticist's definitions

cross high

When you get high off of two things, usually alcohol and weed

Aww shit dude, I knew I shouldn't of had drank that booze and smoked that blunt. Now I got cross high

by illogical philosticist December 20, 2014

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

appalachian love

Another word for hillbilly love, a.k.a., incest, and if you don't know what that means, sexual relationship between two siblings or blood related relatives

Eewww, Jason just kissed his sister. Talk about Appalachian love.

by illogical philosticist December 22, 2014