forkcomber

a)Someone, usually disabled, who thhinks that forks are used to comb another persons hair, rarely themselves.
b)Popularized by Disney's childrens video The Little Mermaid.
c)See handcomber, hairtouchers

GIRL A: Remember when we were kids and we watched The Little Mermaid?
GIRL B: Yeah. Remember how she was a forkcomber creep?
GIRL A: Hell yeah!

by igotthedefs February 21, 2009

nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

by igotthedefs February 14, 2009

hairtouchers

1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.

2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.

3. Gay hairdressers.

That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!

Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!

by igotthedefs February 13, 2009