marshmallow

a sexy chick usually spanish and incredibly thin!

hey did u see that marshmallow hanging out with that gorgeous rock star??

by identity crisis July 12, 2003

gubernaculum

someone who swerves recklessly off of a dirt road into a stranger's yard and runs over 2 porcelain chickens then stomps gas and gets the hell out of there. Don't ask. It actually happened.

yer mom

by Identity Crisis May 07, 2003

George Bush

The president of the United States.

What were we thinking?!

by identity crisis July 02, 2004

in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

unleash the fury

1 To show the maximum potential of your manhood.

2 When you are playing Halo, on X-box, and you find a lot of grenades, a rocket launcher, and an AR, and you begin a raging tempest of explosion upon some grunts.

3 When you are playing a sport and you become 'on fire', and perfectly execute a winning move, while your opponent stands in awe, and then bows to your skill.

4 Something that Ermy does all the time.

1 Oh, you''l see, I'll unleash the fury on you tonight!

2 I will unleash the fury on those damn Covenant!

3 Boy! I found explosives! let's unleash the fury on Covenant!

4 I will unleash thr fury on you, Maggot!!

by identity crisis March 16, 2004

all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"

Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

halo

the best GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

It is the best game to blow things up and then hop in an extremely powerful suv, with a huge turret on it, destroy your friends, and anxiously wait for its sequel!!!!!

I love Halo.
I can't wait 'til halo 2 comes out!

by identity crisis March 16, 2004