n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.
a. To be cockroached
a. To be cockroached
by iThink February 19, 2008
Someone who participates in the fun, fun, but also frustrating sport known as figure skating.
Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing
Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing
by iThink February 20, 2008
A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.
by iThink January 28, 2008
An individual who seeks menstrual pads from a woman whom he/she is highly attracted to. The pad is then used for mastubatory purposes.
by iThink February 22, 2008
a magical spell which maximises the lenth and/or size of your pubes and/or pubic hair.
see pubic hair
see pubic hair
pubus maximus was used in harry potter, but the author did not mention it because she is a fat ass bitch
by iThink February 04, 2008