1 definition by iHate this fucking town
The most boring city on the face of the Earth, full of rich white kids. There really isn't anything to do, and as a teenager if you're unfortunate and have no car and no means of transportation...you're basically screwed.
There are two types of teens in Folsom:
The popular rich kids whose parents pay for everything, who graduate from high school, go to Folsom Lake College, and live in Folsom for the rest of their sad lives, living off of their parents.
Or
The kids who bust their asses to get into a good college, and leave Folsom asap, never to return.
Living here should be considered a form of torture; it may be calm and quiet, but the perpetual boredom isn't worth it.
There are two types of teens in Folsom:
The popular rich kids whose parents pay for everything, who graduate from high school, go to Folsom Lake College, and live in Folsom for the rest of their sad lives, living off of their parents.
Or
The kids who bust their asses to get into a good college, and leave Folsom asap, never to return.
Living here should be considered a form of torture; it may be calm and quiet, but the perpetual boredom isn't worth it.
(conversation between two folsom teens)
Ryan: Hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?
Jerry: Oh I don't know, probably nothing. Do homework I guess, gotta keep my grades up so I can go move out to Maine for college.
Ryan: Aw man, you should drive up to this awesome party far away from this desolate shit town.
Jerry: Sounds fun, but I can't. I have no car and no license.
Ryan: Sucks for you! My parents bought me a brand new Jaguar for my 16th birthday, man I don't know how you live without a license.
Jerry: Me either...
Ryan: Hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?
Jerry: Oh I don't know, probably nothing. Do homework I guess, gotta keep my grades up so I can go move out to Maine for college.
Ryan: Aw man, you should drive up to this awesome party far away from this desolate shit town.
Jerry: Sounds fun, but I can't. I have no car and no license.
Ryan: Sucks for you! My parents bought me a brand new Jaguar for my 16th birthday, man I don't know how you live without a license.
Jerry: Me either...
by iHate this fucking town October 30, 2011